Lyrics

You can be a real macho,
Not only in words but also in actions
Add extra inches to your (war) cannon,
Bring on the destruction

Hey are you the guy who cannot make love?
Wondered how some guys can be so famous?
Stop being a loser,
Transform into a sex god

Be proud of your masculinity,
Much longer than it used to be
Girls will hunt you in the streets
Be a god of her intimate dreams

She’ll never laugh at you anymore
Dance in the sheets all night long
Celebrate a victory in love
Always up when the lights go off

[Chorus]
Life is unjust life is cruel
If you have a tiny tool

Be the biggest out of all your friends
The stars want to correct your mistakes
You deserve not to be ignored by women,
A few inches can make a real difference
 
Be proud of your masculinity,
Much longer than it used to be
Girls will hunt you in the streets
Be a god of her intimate dreams
 
She’ll never laugh at you anymore
Dance in the sheets all night long
Celebrate a victory in love
Always up when the lights go off
 
[Chorus]
Life is unjust life is cruel
If you have a tiny tool